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Saturday, November 05, 2005

Fun with Fast Food Franchises


Minimum wage workers take brunt of pranks. But they're lovin' it!

Yes, there are some simple but effective pranks to be pulled on the fast food industry. And we're here to spread the smiles and share the stories. These prank ideas are being presented for entertainment purposes only. We do not accept any responsibility for the actual use of these pranks. QualityBargainz supports fun, humor and laughter - not physical or mental abuse of any person or animal nor the destruction of personal property. Please act responsibly and use the ideas at your own risk, if at all.

"I Can't Hear You." Brought to us by someone claiming to be named "Ronald M."
A splendid prank that's pretty easy to do. I've got lots of friends who work at fast food joints. Print off signs that read: "Sorry, speaker system is broken. Please speak LOUDLY when placing your order." Then tape that sign in a highly visible place near the ordering speaker at the drive through of a fast food joint. I've taken it one step further and print it off on those half sheet sticky labels (they come two per 8.5" x 11" sheet). That way I can peel, stick and run. Then go inside so you can hear people placing their orders and see your friends looking at each other funny because now everyone is yelling their food orders to them!

"The Big Order." Brought to us by someone named W. Shelpie.
When you are in a line at the fast food drive-through and there are people behind you, you've got the perfect set up for this prank. Order a whole lot of food, enough for six or eight people. When they think you are about finished, ask them to wait just a minute so you can check to make sure you don't need to order anything more. Then drive quietly like you are going to the first window, but instead just drive off. When the person behind you goes to order their food, the food place will think they are continuing your order. Imagine their confusion when their happy meal comes to over $30.00!
"Menu Madness." Brought to us by someone named Kathy R.

Go to a diner that has take out menus and grab one. Then reproduce it in Word or even Powerpoint. Try to match up the font size and style and also scan in any graphics that they use on the menu. Then print off fake ones. Add specials like Roadkill Pizza, Intestine Stew or Fettucini with Brain Sauce. Make one of their items cost $199. One time I even put in a text box that said "Please do not tip! We pay our staff plenty of money to provide you quality service. Your tip is already built into the cost of our meals. If you have received poor service, please let management know and we'll take the appropriate action. Thank you for not tipping!" Be sure to use the same color paper as the diner. Take out menus are usually printed on cheap paper, so that hasn't been an issue. Then sneak in a stack and replace them with your fake menus.

And for the Grand Finale of the day ... drum roll please ... The McDonald's Sign Prank brought to you by phonelosers.org. This one is just too funny! Talk about dedication to pranking. The sound file with the phone conversation between the prankster and the McDonald's manager is priceless.

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