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Monday, May 29, 2006

Video: The Farting Pig

First there was The Farting Preacher .... Now there is the Belgian Farting Pig!

Or was it the other way around? We may have a whole chicken and egg thing going on here. Regardless, they are both funny. This one is a little cuter than the Farting Preacher, IMHO, but nonetheless ... funny.

And you know how much we love pig related novelties! QualityBargainz, LLC is one of the largest distributors of novelty pig noses on the internet. We've sold tens of thousands of our quality pig noses to hundreds of customers across the United States. People love our novelty pig noses so much that they inspired us to create our first product based Fan Page ... The Quality Bargainz Pig Nose Fan Page. Come visit sometime ... It's a blast.

And speaking about pigs and blasts ... here is our featured video of the day!
(Click on the pig video thumbnail picture below to start video download. Allow sufficient time for download. Depending on your connection speed, it may be viewed best by allowing the video to download completely and then click the play button again to watch the farting pig video all the way through.)

QualityBargainz, LLC

Saturday, May 27, 2006

Groucho Marx Glasses Fan Page

The Inspiration

Here comes the bride ... all dressed in ... Groucho Marx glasses? You bet. This wonderful couple decided to incorporate our Groucho Marx glasses into their special day. Not only that, but all the guests got in on the action, too. What fun!

We here at QualityBaragainz want to thank this couple for being the inspiration to our second Fan Page ... the QualityBargainz Groucho Marx Style Fuzzy Nose and Glasses Fan Page. It almost feels like we were there, sans having to bring a wedding present or enjoying the open bar.

Tell us they don't look like they are having an absolute blast. Wait a minute ... on the other hand we don't like to encourage lying, so don't tell us that. But you get our point. They had a marvelous time wearing our Groucho Glasses. Want to see more fun and funny photos of people wearing our Groucho Glasses?

Here is the link --------> Groucho Marx Style Fuzzy Nose and Glasses Fan Page

Do you have photos wearing our Groucho Marx glasses that you would like to have on display on our Fan Page? Feel free to e-mail them to us and join in the fun!

QualityBargainz, LLC

Sunday, May 21, 2006

Online Game: Adventure Quest

Best FREE Online Flash Game

Adventure Quest is simply the absolute, best, FREE online flash game that we have found to date. If there are better ones out there, please let us know with a comment below. 'Cause we have GOT to see what could possibly be better than this.

It is of the fantasy genre, so if you are into swashbuckling and wizardry, you are in for a treat. Sign up for a free account and let the battles begin. Everyone starts out as an adventurer, but you can decide to specialize in a number of different character classes. You can have up to five characters on one account. This online fantasy game is free to play, and you don't even need to provide an email address to them if you don't wish (you do start out with a 1000 gold piece advantage per character if you do provide an email address, which can be a handy boost to starting your characters).

Battle various monsters with your might or your magic. Switch up your armor, shield and attacks based on your opponent's strengths and weaknesses. Quest for special items. Gain control over pets who can help you achieve superiority over your enemies and grow in levels and abilities. The variety of monster opponents is impressive.

If you love the game enough to be compelled to contribute to their worthy project, you can become a Guardian or even gain the X-Boost with a one time, nominal charge. Not a monthly charge. One time.

The free parts of this online flash game will keep your character (and hence, you) busy for hours on end. The paid enhancements just add an extra element of fun and amazement. Try it and see for yourself if this isn't worth throwing a few duckets toward them in appreciation. So what are you waiting for? It's a FREE online flash game! Oh yes, you are probably waiting for the link to Adventure Quest, our favorite free online flash game to date ... well, here it is:

-----------> Adventure Quest

Oh, and if you are so thrilled with this game that you would like to upgrade one of my characters to Guardian status, please do. My mage, Drippie, who has not as of yet been upgraded can be found here:

-----------> Make Drippie a Guardian Today!

Thanks in advance! That was a wonderful gift and surprise. You're the best! Have fun playing your FREE online flash game, Adventure Quest. Battle on!!

QualityBargainz, LLC

Saturday, May 13, 2006

Product: Novelty Coins

Money, Money, Money!

QualityBargainz has one again expanded its product line. And we have a winner! Currently our line of novelty money items are being offered on eBay. But soon we will be adding these items to our beloved QualityBargainz web site.

Big or small, we have them all!

Jumbo coins: Quarter, dime, nickel, and penny. These are not the cheap plastic kind, they are made from a metal composite. Approximately 3 inches in diameter and weighs 2.5 ounces. Perfect for magic tricks, presentations on money, displays for bankers, accountants and other financial professionals, or just for fun. Your imagination is the only limit!

Mini coins: These are not the cheap plastic kind, they are made from a metal composite. Approximately 3/8 of an inch in diameter. The craftsmanship is tremendous! You will be amazed by the level of detail on this micro U.S. coins.

We once told a waitress we were going to leave her a small tip ... when she saw these tiny coins on the table, she about split her side laughing. She said it was the BEST tip she ever got.

Another time when we were talking about money, we pulled these out tiny coins and asked, "Can you see what inflation is doing to your money?" It really drove home the point and our guests got a huge kick out of novel presentation.

A friend of ours who does magic loves these as he turns a regular coin into a tiny coin, then into one of our jumbo coins and finally back into the orignal regular coin. His audiences love that trick!

How are YOU going to use your new set of Mini U.S. Coins? NOT FOR CHILDREN UNDER 5 as these may present a choking hazard.

Where can you get these awesome novelty coins?
Here they are ----------> Novelty U.S. Coins

Click on the above link and use the store search feature to locate your jumbo quarters, jumbo dimes, jumbo nickels, jumbo pennies or the mini U.S. coin set. Collect them all.

Soon they will also be available at

QualityBargainz, LLC

Sunday, May 07, 2006

Joke: Celebrity Computer Viruses

Please check your computer for the following viruses:

AL GORE VIRUS - Causes your computer to just keep counting and counting.

MONICA LEWINSKY VIRUS - sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.

MIKE TYSON VIRUS - quits after one byte

OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS - your 300mb hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100mb and then slowly expands to 200mb.

DR. JACK KEVORKAIN VIRUS - deletes all old files.

ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS - you can no longer insert disks into your computer.

TITANIC VIRUS - your whole computer goes down.

DISNEY VIRUS - everything in your computer goes Goofy.

PROZAC VIRUS - screws up your ram, but your processer doesn't care.

JOEY BUTTAFUCCO VIRUS - only attacks minor files.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS - terminates some files, leaves, but it'll be back.

LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS - turns your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy.

VIAGGRRA VIRUS - turns your 3.5 inch floppy into a hard drive.

QualityBargainz, LLC

Joke: Idjet Dokter Tirms

Antibody - against everyone
Artery - the study of fine paintings
Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria
Benign - what you be after you be eight
Bowel - letters like a, e, i, o, u
Caesarian Section - a district in Rome
Cardiology - advanced study of Poker playing
Cat Scan - searching for lost kitty
Chronic - neck of a crow
Coma - punctuation mark
Cyst - short form of sister
Diagnosis - person with slanted nose
Dilate - the late British Princess Diana
Dislocation - in this place
Duodenum - couple in blue jeans
Genes - blue denim
Enema - not a friend
False Labor - pretending to work
Impotent - distinguished / well-known
Labor Pain - hurt at work
Lactose - people without feet
Lymph - walk unsteadily
Microbes - small dressing gowns
Obesity - City of Obe
Pacemaker - winner of Nobel Peace Prize
Protein - in favor of teens
Pulse - grain
Red Blood Count - Dracula
Rupture - Ecstasy
Secretion - hiding anything
Subcutaneous - not cute enough
Tablet - small table
Tumor - extra pair / you die
Ultrasound - radical noise
Urine - opposite of you're out
Vein - at what time?

QualityBargainz, LLC

Saturday, May 06, 2006

World's Largest Functional Tetris Game

When They Said "Big Video Game Tournament," They Weren't Kidding!

What do you get when you combine 10,000 Christmas lights, a PC, about a dozen curcuit boards, a building and way too much time on one's hands? Well the world's largest operational tetris game, of course.

You've heard the stories, you've seen the pictures, but have you seen the video? For those still hanging on to the hope that such an enormous video game device has yet to come to reality, seeing is believing. Now you can see the video of the world's largest Tetris video game for yourself.

Here's the link ---------> World's Largest Functional Tetris Video Game

QualityBargainz, LLC